Destined to serve Me, you find yourself here on bended knee, wallet extended to please Me, you beg to tribute My Majesty.
I am the Hollywood Glamour Goddess, the Monarch Princess of Platinum Blonde Royalty. I am the Air you breathe, I am the shimmering starlight you see in the heavens above, I am your EVERYTHING. you have followed the klieg lights of your destiny to this very moment, enraptured you glimpse My gilded presence high above you, spellbound by the golden visage of Me. As My moving image brands your heart & engraves your mind, here you have found Me, your very reason for living.
If you’ve ever known anything in your life with total certainty, it is what you know now. you desire to serve Me, to devote your life to pleasing Me. your one consuming desire is to become My devoted money pet. I have high standards, and here is where you will learn what it takes to become My very own piggybank.
So you aspire to be My money pet, My paypig, My little cash cow?
Being MY sycophantic devotee requires fanatical dedication & all-consuming devotion.
I do not abide slothful self-centered slaves. I will not coddle you, nor will I conform to your wishes. This is all about ME.
If granted the opportunity to communicate with Me, you will defer to Me at all times. you will not speak in a casual tone with Me. you are not My equal. you will always use the proper tone of voice and be in the proper frame of mind. Show utmost respect and reverence, do not attempt to squander My time.
Do not contact Me without visiting My TRIBUTE PAGE first. The more you tribute the greater your chance to get My attention. Remember this.
Do not email Me with a long list of things that YOU want. Keep the email brief and to the point, begging Me to use your wallet, telling Me what drew you to Me, how you found My website, and what your MAJOR weakness is.
Any emails not following the protocol I listed above will be discarded. I receive many emails from aspiring paypigs and you want your email to stand out. When I tell you how to do something you do it exactly as I command. If you can’t begin this right by following this simple instruction, you are not fit to be My money pet.
Any long drawn out emails about YOURSELF will be deleted immediately, and you will NEVER receive a response from Me. Don’t mess this up! This is your destiny and you don’t want the regret of failing to do this right haunting you for the rest of your life, dreaming about what could have been.
Now that you are in the proper mindset of pleasing Me, follow the links below. Pay Tribute, then make your plea. For extra measure go back and tribute again!
pay tribute | & | make your plea
